I know a lot of you will say be patient your money will come but I know a few that redeemed around the same time as me who have already been paid. I have had 14 payments from Bubblews and trust me I love the site but enough is enough.

Like omg it is bad enough that everytime I log on all I get is the 503 or 504 errors, I go to like something and the page just crashes or when I post an article it takes about 3 times to post it. I had hoped the site would get better but I am not going to be the only one that gets impatient and what was a fun website will see good writers and lovely people just giving up and going, has anyone even noticed that &Writers has gone, I miss her great posts.

But in a virtual world nobody is really remembered and are forgotten within a week or less. I must say I love the people on here and will pop on every now and then to leave messages with my good friends and check out there posts but sorry the Khaleesi does not write for nothing, if I get paid I will return and if not thank you all for being great, love you all !!

Omg my tummy is rumbling and Kelly is in a stinking mood because we have no money and she is blaming it on me. My Bubblews money buys our groceries and since its been 8 says now since I hit the green button we have run out of food.

Last night I was at a restaurant stealing people leftovers and poor little Kelly tried to sell her body and was only offered 50p, my life is shattered and today for lunch I had a bit of stale bread although the blue mould around the crust gave it some flavour.. My hands are shaking as I type as my blood is not used to not having alcohol to keep it company, please oh please get my redemption in my paypal as my fridge is as empty as Kellys head.

I am going to go for a walk and see if i can find any money on the ground and Kelly is already in the town centre singing to try and get some money, I know, poor little Kelly reduced to begging in the street, she can’t even sing and its pouring down with rain and I feel a little tear rolling down my cheek. Plus I have run out of woman’s sanitary stuff and am using toilet roll and we have none, I am getting it from the shopping centre as at home we just have to use our hand and then wash our hands under the tap, this actually can truly be defined as a true CRAP post. Helppppppppppppppppppppppp Ussssssssssssssssssss we have no money……

Peaches Geldof

1989 - 2014

Rest In Peace Peaches, I will never forget you ever !


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Over the last few weeks I so nearly lost my best friends on here that being &yuukidha and &grey-love all because I am a moody cow and I expect everyone to jump to me, well hop if you want lol.

But the thing I loved about &grey-love was that name for a post that meant nothing, she called it a potato post and omg that was pure genius but in a drunken mood I said it was short for a crap post, why do I really annoy people I really love as both &grey-love and &yuukidha have been my strength on here but everything is good now and I am only writing this pile of crap to push me over $30 whilst I am normally over $50 by now and this is going to be the first time in 15 weeks I have not redeemed but do I care.

Nahhhh I dont give two fiddlers (Manchester slang) because I have found somebody really special who is waiting for me now on Facebook and who is just so special, no prizes if you guessed it is my little dove who I am heading back too, loves you all !

Peaches Geldof

1989 - 2014

Rest In Peace Peaches, I will never forget you ever !

OMG I look up at my Calendar, I love my Calendar as it’s Emma Watson out of Harry Potter although I hate that little geek and his wand and have you noticed in every movie he always breaks his specs.

But what is 7 days, you get a gold star if you just said 168 hours but who wants a gold star, I dont I just want to believe and have faith in people. I rarely make a promise to someone unless I know I can keep it. Last week (keep it a secret but that is also 7 days) I hit this little Green Button and woooo hoooo I will get money after 72 hours but nooooooooooooooooooo a new message has appeared “You will get an email in 7 days due to delays” so I thought “I can wait a few days, like why not as Bubblews have been good to me”

But tomorrow is 8 days, well according to my maths skills it is and that is a day later than 7 days, omg I am a little genius but it’s also 5 days from the orginal 72 hours I was promised when I joined. Plus if and when a payment does go into my PayPal I then have to wait another 3 or 4 days until it clears making almost 2 weeks since I hit that green button. If 14 days is a week I must tell my boss in work so I get a longer holiday, but what is 7 days ??

This has been a Khaleesi Rant !!!

Peaches Geldof

1989 - 2014

Rest In Peace Peaches, I will never forget you ever !


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I was watching that movie Highlander were the guy is immortal, a bit like the Khaleesi but he never dies and he never ages, pretty cool or what. But there is a scene in it were he falls in love when he is about 27 and they live together and it plays that Queen song “Who Wants To Live Forever” and you just watch her age whilst he remains young. The scene ends with her at about 75 years old dying in his arms and him saying “I love you as much now as the day I met you Heather” , oh her name was Heather but it was so sad, little tears rolled down my cheeks.

But I was chatting to my little dove last night and was discussing who wants to live forever and could you actually at 27 still remain in love with someone as they age in front of your very eyes, I wouldn’t be sure if I could but it then asks the question do you actually love the beauty within or the beauty without which doesn’t last anyway as we all get older, like omg I am a few minutes older now than I was when I started writing this.

And fear not I will be bringing you 3 of my crazy posts later today, I just thought every now and then I would freak you out with a post to ponder about because at night in bed I love a good ponder. But what about you my Bubbling Buddies, would you want to live forever and if you did what age would you remain at?

Peaches Geldof

1989 - 2014

Rest In Peace Peaches, I will never forget you ever !


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When I was a kid I was fascinated by animals, like omg after all my family were like a pack of animals. My Dad could never get food in his mouth properly and I felt sick watching it drip down his chin, my Mum just ate like a pig, like omg you could hear her smacking her mouth halfway down the road.

But every Easter my Dad always treated us to a trip to the Zoo and being a poor family we thought this was amazing not knowing all the other kids went to Spain and looked at us as if we were tramps but I was a proud tramp and thankful for anything in life. But I really loved the Zoo and really enjoyed stroking the Lions and Tigers and omg it was so hard going for a ride on the giraffe.

Just a shame that damn Zoo Keeper lost his temper and thew us out, how was I to know you didn’t join the monkeys having fun on their swings and so what if I ate there damn bananas, I was hungry as being poor we didn’t get a lot to eat. Plus we are now banned from the Zoo and it is Easter, I am so sad although I do miss my thumb that the tiger bit off, still I musnt grumble as things could be worse, my Mum always said be grateful for what you have although that was weird as I had NOTHING, oh well I will just watch an animal program on television, but what about my Bubbing Buddies, do you like the Zoo?

Peaches Geldof

1989 - 2014

Rest In Peace Peaches, I will never forget you ever !


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Omg why is Easter not celebrated properly here in United Kingdom, we really have no sense of religion at all and as I wake up on Easter Sunday it is to the sound of millions of kids and their parents stuffing Easter Eggs into their bellies.

I just peeped into my living room and even Kelly is stuffing a huge Easter Egg into her fat little tummy, omg that girl is going to be so obese. But what has Easter Eggs got to do with Jesus rising again, I don’t remember anyone saying “Hey dude cheers on coming back to life, here’s a chocolate egg, you deserve it” Ahhh the world has changed and do young kids even carry a Bible these days, of course they don’t as the spoilt little brats carry a mobile phone to text their friends and post selfies all over Facebook, I would too but my face makes the Elephant Man look like George Clooney.

But enough of my crap, I just popped on to say Happy Easter, have a great day my Bubbling Buddies and I think I might get back to writing 4 posts a day again,okay so I said I wasn’t writing again. Like surely by now you know not only do I write crap but I talk a load of crap, enjoy today everyone !!


Peaches Geldof

1989 - 2014

Rest In Peace Peaches, I will never forget you ever !


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Yeah yeah so if you had a bet on I would write again you won, it is in my blood and my very thoughts and it is my life, my words are like my canvas to an artist and I will spew my crap forever.

But let us talk about love, omg it is such a crazy thing that personally I try to avoid it because to be honest I am hard work, like omg can you imagine loving someone as moody, drinks and is so random as me. But alas such a person does exist and I make them sad all the time and that pains me because I never ever let anyone into my life but I have let them in.

The thing is with me you know I am so full of crap you can’t believe a word I say but I have fallen deeply in love with this person and omg I just cannot express in words how that feels. I was supposed to chat to them online tonight but my swimming tired me out and I just feel asleep just like Sleeping Beauty only without those 7 little men, did you know Snow White had a bath with them and was feeling Happy until she began feeling Grumpy, like isn’t that a weird freaky story a hot girl living with 7 dwarfs??

But I am writing this for YOU okay, I really do love you and one day we will meet for real and like I am sorry I fell asleep but can I do no more than write you a post telling you how much I love you and how happy you make me feel, plus I am writing again little dove, you are now my life and my joy and the spirit that keeps me smiling, I really do love you little dove. x

Peaches Geldof

1989 - 2014

Rest In Peace Peaches, I will never forget you ever !


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OMG like OMG I am back to being a kid again looking for pocket-money. I just checked my Bank, my hidden little house of treasures and I nearly fainted as I have only earned $18 in 5 days, like Kelly is going to go mad as she spends my bubble money on her cigs.

Back in the good old days, why do people say that anyway about the good old days, I cant remember any good old days with my drunken Dad and my strict Mum, like omg I didn’t mind being poor, did I ever mention my poor childhood? But they were so cruel, my Mum always slapped me in the face with a wet fish for nothing, I mean do I come across as a rude little girl plus my Dad never shared his drink and always hid it so I couldn’t find it.

That is what I love about my posts they have bog all to do with the Title, I just randomly spew out crap but nahhhh sorry I don’t write for less than $4 a day. Like yesterday Kelly and me watched Harry Potter, is he actually real or just a character but I really don’t like the little geek or his ginger whinger friend ! I am guessing a lot of you like Harry Potter but lets get real, it really is a pile of old crap and she Rowling that is has made millions out of him, why didn’t I invent a speccy geek with a wand in his hand, hmmm sounds kinda rude that does.

But I have had enough and this is my last post, omg Kelly stand up and do a drum roll or something to make it sound good. I said a drum roll you silly cow not a bum roll, omg pull your undies up before we get censored. I will however be reading, commenting and just dropping by, yeah I can say that now and be dead cool, “Hey there, I am like just dropping by to read your interesting posts, I hope you are leaving me many blessings as well”

Enjoy your Easter everyone and many thanks for all the kind comments and stuff you write on my crap, throws my keyboard over to Kelly as I won’t be needing it. Ok who was going to be smart and say you need it for commenting, well I don’t as I comment on my Ipad and only write on my laptop, thought you would be a smartypants there didn’t you and impress everyone well duhhhhhh you didn’t ! Okay I really am going now, Khaleesi slowly shuffles to the exit, pops head out “Thanks Everyone” waves !!

Peaches Geldof

1989 - 2014

Rest In Peace Peaches, I will never forget you ever !


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No your eyes don’t need tested you are reading okay, the drunken Khaleesi has had enough and her liver is screaming “Omg is one bottle not enough for you” so seeing I have rejoined the Gym I am going to try and stop drinking and get fit.

I blame my flatmate Kelly though as she annoys me so much and I can’t throw her out as her Mum is my Mums best friend. But like omg I don’t even know why I drink as I don’t even enjoy it anymore, I guess I drink because I am bored because my life is dull and I don’t have many friends, come to think of it I don’t have any friends because of my drunken moods. Like omg I can even lose friends on here with my dumb drunken posts and then I delete them plus my sore busting head, like is it really worth it.

So for Easter I am stopping drinking, I did once for about 6 months but this time it will be for good. I hate upsetting people and being a moody huffy cow when I am really drunk. “You are a moody huffy cow when you are sober!” “Oh shut up Kelly I am not talking to you okay, nosy little rodent” But wish me well my Bubbling Buddies and have a really good Easter, I know I will.

Peaches Geldof

1989 - 2014

Rest In Peace Peaches, I will never forget you ever !


Image - Mine

Omg its a Friday night and Kelly and me are that depressed we had to stop off and get some wine to cheer ourselves up tonight and that ungrateful little cow is so huffing with me, like omg its not my fault my earning have dropped.

To be honest it is as I really haven’t been banging out as much crap this week, its because something is seriously wrong with the “Likes” because I actually hit the front page yesterday with only 50 likes but well over a 130 views, that ratio is just way way off. “Khaleesi start writing more, we need the money” “Why don’t you write Kelly instead of watching television and drinking your wine and fill my glass up” “you drink too much Khaleesi I am surprised they haven’t noticed on that site you go on” “Of course they don’t Kelly, they are all clueless” “Are you sure?” “Yeah of course I am, they read my crap don’t they”

Now what was I talking about, oh yes by now in my Khaleesi plan Tuesday - Tuesday I should be sitting at $30 but I am only at $15 and I am wondering is it just me or are the “Likes”not taking. I actually have a test, check to see if the number goes up when you do like, sometimes I have noticed it doesn’t and lots of times I also have to refresh the page to get the comment to stay. Have you my Bubbling Buddies noticed your earning have dropped as much as Kelly’s underwear or is it just me, I wish you all a Happy Easter !!

Although I always say I am going to leave Bubblews I never will, I mean okay I can be sarcastic, arrogant, mean, crazy, weird, drunk hmmm have I left anything out but most of all I am a human being with faults and flaws, I never claimed to be perfect but I actually do care about people.

Earlier I posted a dumb post because I was annoyed at two people I like who just annoyed me but they actually didn’t because in all honesty I expect way too much from people and I really don’t know how the little dove stands my moods, she is possibly the only person on here that does. Maybe me and Kelly have become boring because I remember i loved “Heroes” that series with the cheerleader chick and other super heroes.

I really loved the first series but the 2nd bored me because in life I guess things have a certain attention span, like omg has the Khaleesi got boring, has all my drunken rants put people off me and why do I always hurt the people I like. All I know is I really can’t change who I am, I am still going to get drunk and churn out crap and talk crap with Kelly and most likely have drunken moods and say I am leaving like a huffy child but if you don’t like that then just jog on as I really don’t need you. Okay so i am arrogant, can I help it if I am a modest gifted writer, after all I am who I am.


Peaches Geldof

1989 - 2014

Rest In Peace Peaches, I will never forget you ever !

They are like Aliens and Vampires and they walk beside us and we are unaware that these people are like the undead, they are the “Fake People” the low life of the world, people that I scrape off the sole of my shoe as they are unworthy of my very prescence.

I listen to a talk radio show in my work and the guy on the show always has guests on and you can tell loads of times his laughter is just fake, in a way it is like someone writing a poem that has no rhyme nor reason, it is just as fake as it’s writer. I remember reading someones post, I forget her name but they called posting a short boring lazy post a potato post, it’s not, it’s just a lazy crap post and fake because I also post the odd lazy post that is crap but hey at least I call crap “CRAP”

But back to the radio show and the fake laughter, you can get fake laughter on here as well with overly and utterly dumb “hee hee hee, *giggles* and just total fakeness. Plus the fake comments, the fake friendship and the fake likes but nobody fools the Khaleesi so jog on little girls and continue your immature little fake lives but please don’t post anymore “CRAP” posts about me, or trust me, I will return it with another !!!!

Peaches Geldof

1989 - 2014

Rest In Peace Peaches, I will never forget you ever !


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I was walking past Kellys room last night and she was on webcam to this guy from Australia, Kelly is my flatmate just in case you are interested and are still reading and haven’t falsely liked my post and left a comment saying “Good Post”, like omg I so hate that.

So I said to Kelly “Who is that fool that is chatting you up?” and she said “Omg can I not have any privacy in my own room?” “Oh whatever I said” as I slammed the door “And put your clothes on you little fool, your chubby tummy is showing” But in todays world it seems to be happening all the time like I met an old friend in town and she was with this huge American guy and she says “Hey Khaleesi, I haven’t seen you in ages, this is Dave my husband” Well I was shocked as I wasn’t invited to her wedding so I said “Where did you meet Dave?” “In a Chatroom” she said and omg I nearly fainted.

But I read a lot of girly mags and I read about this all the time, more and more people just sit in their bedroom and go fishing for an online boyfriend or girlfriend, I guess with Dave she was fishing with a lot of bait as he was a big boy, oh behave will you, I meant he was really large, omg I mean obese okay. I think if I actually met the right person online who really made me happy I would set sail and travel the world to see them, but what about you my Bubbling Buddies, do you believe in love online?

eaches Geldof

1989 - 2014

Rest In Peace Peaches, I will never forget you ever !

I have many readers that follow my posts and who I hope enjoy my rants and crap and don’t just hit that “Like” button but let’s all be honest loads of us don’t read everything, I click on posts myself and say “Omg that looks boring, I am off”

But last night I was lying in bed, well bit obvious really as who goes asleep sitting up in bed or squatting. But I got to thinking do you know the person behind the mask that is Khaleesi. Many writers just use a character, a false name or a pseudonym which if you don’t know what that word means then Google it as I can’t be bothered explaining it.

Everyone in life wears a mask, I the Khaleesi am a private person but would you still enjoy my writing if I was a 65 year old woman or a bald 43 year old wrestler or do you just like who I am as Khaleesi. Are looks important to you as to who you read, do you read because of who the person is or because they write with wit, humor and if I must modestly say pure genius but trust me I am not who you think and will always remain the person behind the mask, if that bothers you please feel free to disconnect, hmmm do I sound weird today, very possibly but nothing new there !


Peaches Geldof

1989 - 2014

Rest In Peace Peaches, I will never forget you ever !


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