Hey all I am just in from an afternoons drinking and am a bit drunk and am just looking at my views as I smell under my armpits, has the Khaleesi got smelly or have I become unpopular because trust me you Unsullied I do not write for just 60 people, I am the Mother of Dragons and I take nothing less than 100 views, like omg even my dumb flatmate Kelly could get 60 views, in fact I saw a front page post with about 2 paragraphs with over 300 views, like has Bubblews become the home of crap?
Or is it all just fake, it it just hey I love your posts and think you are so cool and amazing as long as you think I am. One thing is for sure though, on Bubblews you have a shelf life of a week, try it out, stay off the site for a week and you are History. Anyone remember &sageparker a great friend of mine, shes been gone 2 weeks and I miss her like crazy because I care nothing for the petty cents and before someone says “Oh you moan about your redemption’s” that is because I am worthy of that money, I am the Mother of Dragons and I come on here to either entertain or stir up depending on my mood.
I love being me cause I actually don’t need the money, I write for fun and I love my Philippines friends, the girls that is okay as I am gay so get over it. I think later I will post a funny post but only if I feel like it and only if I feel I am getting the attention I deserve on here, I really am an attention seeker. Oh by the way if you think you have a best friend on here try this wee trick, let them like and comment about 5 of your posts but don’t bother reading any of theirs, omg have they vanished, how utterly surprising and shallow lol.
My little dove said to me “Your last post didn’t get many reads Khaleesi” and I said “Hmmm because I was lazy and I didn’t fancy getting to the front page by Liking and Commenting” so I am making a bet with you all just to prove anyone can push crap up to the front page, I bet you I can take this totally worthless piece of crap to the front page, am I cynical yes I am, am I fed up with writing yes I am, will I stop writing on here the next time I reach $50 yes I will because I am fed up seeing utter crap being displayed as writing and actually being on the front page and I am fed up of all the Like for Like crap, if you just want a return Like jog on okay !!!
1989 - 2014
Rest In Peace Peaches, I will never forget you ever !
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