I read a comment from my amazing teacher &Writers in which she stated she had made $100 in one week and I thought “No way, she is talking a load of old crap” but then I thought “Nah, no way would she tell a lie as she’s almost as clever as me” So today just for a laugh and because I have no life to post 5 or more posts and watch the stats and see what I found, omg I love my stats, my Bubblews stats that is and not my body stats, like behave will you! People look at a post and say they see 30 Likes, 50 views and 20 comments and they think that post made just a dollar and that is so off the mark. You fail to see the “Kick on Effect” which is your big earner and that is drawing in a reader and if they like your writing they check out your best 5 plus your latest 5 but alas here lies how you make your money but sssshhh it’s a secret formula so keep it to yourself or the whole damn site will be making many dollars. Okay lets say you write only 1 or 2 posts a day, only 5 are visible and my guess is most of your regular readers will have read them, they need fresh meat! So you slam in 5 to 6 posts a day and give them a full 5 new posts to read, so say you have 50 steady readers that read, like and comment, that equals more money for you plus you meet more new people so everyone is a winner. My project today has made me over $15 and has well exceeded any day I sat on the front page with one post, the day of making a lot for being on the front page has gone and I am finding if you post 5-6 a day and interact you can easily make that $15 a day multiplied by 7 gives you £105 a week, yep my Maths skills are still there !
I was watching a program last night all about health, I want to get healthy for the summer okay so I need as much help as I can get. But it was going on about how we all should be eating 5 pieces of fruit a day, like omg are they having a laugh, have you seen the price of fruit these days? But I went to my local store and bought some, apples (one a day keeps the doctor away), Some oranges (full of vitamin C) Kiwi fruit (Good for everything) and some pears (I love pears plus they are awesome for your health. Omg I nearly forgot my bananas, well if they are good enough for monkeys they are good enough for me. So my lunch today is my porridge which is good for my cholestoral although it stinks in taste. In the morning after my gree tea which is like ewww I then have an apple, may as well get some good health into me right away. Then throughout the day instead of having a chocolate bar I have one of my 5 fruits instead and to be honest I am feeling great, maybe it is true, maybe 5 fruits a day are good for you. But what about you my Bubbling Buddies, do you eat much fruit in a day and if you do what fruits do you eat and which do you like the best?
I know it may sound like a silly question but there are people out there that prefer the Winter, those dark nights sitting beside the fire with the family singing happy little songs and laughing and joking. “Wasn’t that Uncle Toms Cabin?” “Oh butt out Kelly, I am earning us our grocery money” I actually hate the Winter so much I cry, yes those golden little tears yet again whenever the damn Winter comes in, I hate that whitey stuff called snow as it makes my car slide all over the place. I hate spending my good money on overpriced heating oil and I am afraid of the dark, I blame my Mother for scaring me as a child, I still bear the mental scars! But omg I love the summer and going for a nice drive to the beach with Kelly and buying a lovely ice cream and strolling along the promenade, its just like a little heaven on earth. I love watching the waves trickle along my feet as I gaze upwards and soak up the sun, I am indeed a sun worshipper. I love that I can hang my washing up in the garden outside and that I can wear nice short tops. Yeah the summer gets my vote by a clear mile. But what about you my Bubbling Buddies, do you prefer those dark cozy nights in front of the fire or are you like the Khaleesi and love the sun shining on your face, oh the very thought is putting a little smile on my face, in fact I better stop smiling at the computer screen or my workmates will think I am freaky and we all know I am not freaky, don’t we?
"Omg Omg Kelly, you are not going to believe this, like omg you have to come look" "I am enjoying a smoke here Khaleesi, would you just jog on" "But Kelly do you remember that Movie we watched the Bates Hotel, i think it was called Physco" "Oh the son that dressed in his Mammy’s clothes and sat at the window, Norman Bates?" "Well I was on Bubblews and I got this message Kelly saying our Neighbor’s Aunt Makes $80 Every Hour On The Laptop" "Omg are you serious Khaleesi shes like 44 years old, do you think shes like giving webcam shows" "I dunno shall we go peek on their window and see" It is a dark night, the moon is out and the owl is hooting "hoot, hoot" as me and Kelly sneak across the neighbours garden, I always thought he was strange living with his Aunt and why does she take that typewriter everywhere? My little head peeks up and I see his Aunt typing away and I listen as he speaks "So tell me Aunt do you make any money on that laptop at all?" She looks up with really dark piercing eyes "I make $80 an hour on my laptop you dumb big fool, do you think your lumberjack money puts the steaks on the table" He stutters in total fear "I am sorry Aunt, I really am" I turn to Kelly and say lets get out of here they seem a bit weird to me when I hear the Aunt say "I have to keep my success a secret as that little cow &Khaleesi-19 steals my ideas" I feel a shiver run up my back as Kelly looks at me and omg I think Kelly has wet herself with fear, "Omg who is she Khaleesi" We peek up again as he asks "So tell me Aunt who are you online to be making that much money?" "I call myself &Writers but you make sure you keep my secret as that &Khaleesi-19 steals my ideas, my friends and if I ever meet her I will have a word with her" Kelly looks at me all knowing "Did you just wet yourself too" as I nod my head, "lets get home Kelly" I cry ! This little adventure was based on those dumb spammers with there "Neighbor’s Aunt Makes $80 Every Hour On The Laptop" I just had to make some money back from them, I hope you didn’t mind the mention &Writers !
I was out last night with Kelly shopping and it was a long queue and I don’t mind waiting to be honest, I am a patient Khaleesi as I know all comes to those that wait. But behind us was this man who was panting and sighing and even mouthing “Will you hurry up”, like what was his hurry anyway? Stress is really bad for you and I rarely get stressed but when I do the Khaleesi just blows like a volcano, but overall for me patience is a virtue. In my work we have got a computer virus which will take a week and a lot of work to fix, I could get all stressed out and shout things like “Omg I am so stressed, look at the work I have to do” I actually laugh in my work when people pant and sigh and always moaning they are so busy and stressed. Yeah right, try being homeless or living in a warzone and tell me if that is more stressful. We have become pampered like little kittens unlike when I was younger living in a rough council estate, no way did I say to a crowd there “Excuse me, can I get past please as I am rather stressed today”, I think not. Obviously I do get stressed at times but why stress the little things in life like being in a queue or stuck in traffic, is being stressed going to make you feel better, the answer is stress will put a wooden overcoat on you at an early age, you have been warned. But what about you my Bubbling Buddies, do you get stressed easily and if you don’t what gets you stressed, money, people or what other things?
After watching the Manchester City match yesterday I was jumping up and down and Kelly shouted “Stop jumping you freak, your tummy is hanging out” Omg I looked down and saw I did have a little tummy on me, I blame all my drinking but sure you only live once unless you believe in reincarnation. I decided that tomorrow night I am joining the gym again and going back to swimming 5 nights a week because the last time I went I was as fit as a butchers dog, my legs were toned, my tummy was as tight as Kellys hand with a pound coin in it. But I love swimming I really do and my little heart just bursts as soon as I dive in as the water is a bit cold. I shouted to the lifeguard guy “Could you turn the heating in the pool up” and he shouted back “Yeah sure love, as soon as you part it”, like how ignornant and sarcastic but I reported him on the way out, I always was a tell tale at school. An hours swimming can burn over 700 calories, it exercises every muscle in your body and it is regarded as one of the best cardo excercises by the heart foundation so why are you reading this and not going swimming. Plus after the swim you get a long free hot shower and omg nothing feels as good as those hot beads of water hitting your neck and rolling down your back, it is like heaven on earth especially as it’s free, I love free stuff. So tonight I am heading for the gym to sign up for monthly membership again, like omg the Khaleesi just can’t have a huge tummy, can she? But what about you my Bubbling Buddies, do you enjoy swimming, can you even swim or do you just like a paddle, trust me regular swimming can add many years to your life!